{"version": "https://jsonfeed.org/version/1", "user_comment": "parsed from farside.com because they don't have one; v0.5", "title": "Far Side scraped daily feed", "home_page_url": "https://www.thefarside.com/", "feed_url": "https://dyn.tedder.me/rss/farside/daily.json", "author": {"name": "tedder", "url": "https://tedder.me"}, "items": [{"date_published": "2026-07-30T21:17:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/45f06b7002810138d7bb005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/45f06b7002810138d7bb005056a9545d\")
Just plain nuts!"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-30T21:17:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0685e310cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0685e310cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-30T21:17:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/06de96e0e9f00137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/06de96e0e9f00137cf93005056a9545d\")
Vegetarian towns of the Old West"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-30T21:17:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5b125be0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5b125be0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cPolly wanna finger.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-30T21:17:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/30/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ee42e86b58c311ea8bf6005056a9", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ee42e86b58c311ea8bf6005056a9\")
Thor\u2019s hammer, screwdriver, and crescent wrench"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-31T16:24:45+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1ce97a30b46c013aaa65005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1ce97a30b46c013aaa65005056a9545d\")
\u201cSo! \u2026 Out bob bob bobbing along again!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-31T16:24:45+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/4a454510e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/4a454510e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d\")
\u201cTime out, please! ... Eyelash!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-31T16:24:45+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9dd3b2b0d8ba0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9dd3b2b0d8ba0137c959005056a9545d\")
\u201cOh! Wait! Wait! My mistake! \u2026 That\u2019s him down there!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-31T16:24:45+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/09377a40e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/09377a40e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d\")
Christians vs. Lions sign up sheet"}, {"date_published": "2026-07-31T16:24:45+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/07/31/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c9bf68d0cdd60137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c9bf68d0cdd60137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cTHE GOLDEN ARCHES! \u2026 THE GOLDEN ARCHES GOT ME!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-01T12:07:20+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/01/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/01/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/7905cdf0d28b0137c712005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/7905cdf0d28b0137c712005056a9545d\")
\u201cHey! Not this new stuff. \u2026 Me want Jurassic Coke.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-01T12:07:20+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/01/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/01/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5597e420cdd70137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5597e420cdd70137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cBecause it\u2019s not there.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-02T08:47:28+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/02/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/02/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/da9a1fe0fa830137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/da9a1fe0fa830137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cSomething\u2019s wrong here, Harriet. This is starting to look less and less like Interstate 95.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-02T08:47:28+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/02/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/02/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1e866600b46c013aaa65005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1e866600b46c013aaa65005056a9545d\")
\u201cI dreamt last night I was walking. \u2026 And I mean I could walk anywhere \u2026 fast, slow \u2026\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-03T08:48:15+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/55e09030fa850137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/55e09030fa850137d52f005056a9545d\")
The Shroud of Twin / The Shirt of Toledo"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-03T08:48:15+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/817bf1a0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/817bf1a0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d\")
Nature films that Disney test-marketed but never released."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-03T08:48:15+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/03ddba90cdd40137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/03ddba90cdd40137c56b005056a9545d\")
HEALTH FOOD EARTHY GOODS! ALL ORGANIC! NATURAL PRODUCTS"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-03T08:48:15+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a6d4bb50d0be0137c62c005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a6d4bb50d0be0137c62c005056a9545d\")
The anthropologist\u2019s dream: a beautiful woman in one hand, the fossilized skull of a Homo habilus in the other."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-03T08:48:15+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/03/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1fc4b7e0b46c013aaa65005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1fc4b7e0b46c013aaa65005056a9545d\")
HISS! HISS! HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-04T11:23:55+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d4fbd200e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d4fbd200e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d\")
Scene from Never Cry Cow"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-04T11:23:55+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e1e26b30e92d0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e1e26b30e92d0137cf47005056a9545d\")
Some of our common crabs"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-04T11:23:55+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/13eddf10e92f0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/13eddf10e92f0137cf47005056a9545d\")
Historical note: For many years, until they became truly nasty, Vikings would plunder, loot, and then egg the houses of coastal villagers."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-04T11:23:55+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0f59a440d8bb0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0f59a440d8bb0137c959005056a9545d\")
\u201cHey! \u2026 Be cool, man, be cool!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-04T11:23:55+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/04/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e5d03ce0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e5d03ce0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d\")
\u201cOkay, Johnson\u2014we\u2019ve got a deal. We\u2019ll let your people and my\npeople work out the details.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-05T11:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8c9b0090cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8c9b0090cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-05T11:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8bc8ba00df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8bc8ba00df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d\")
Another case of too many scientists and not enough hunchbacks."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-05T11:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/eeada9d0e9ee0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/eeada9d0e9ee0137cf93005056a9545d\")
Failed marketing ploys"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-05T11:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/4204a050b46c013aaa65005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/4204a050b46c013aaa65005056a9545d\")
\u201cDoreen! There\u2019s a spider on you! One of those big, hairy, brown ones with the long legs that can move like the wind itself!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-05T11:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/05/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/68e4e570e85b0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/68e4e570e85b0137cedf005056a9545d\")
Know your barbarians."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-06T14:25:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/29e8b100cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/29e8b100cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cHey! What\u2019s this Drosophila melanogaster doing in my soup?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-06T14:25:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b01b6158c311ea8bf6005056a9", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b01b6158c311ea8bf6005056a9\")
\u201cBob, do you think I\u2019m sinking? ... Be\nhonest.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-06T14:25:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/37a4cca0e3af0137cd49005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/37a4cca0e3af0137cd49005056a9545d\")
Crossing paths on their respective journeys of destiny, Johnny Appleseed and Irving Ragweed nod \u201chello.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-06T14:25:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/63444700cdd60137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/63444700cdd60137c56b005056a9545d\")
CAUTION"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-06T14:25:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/06/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/63c90170e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/63c90170e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d\")
At the Vatican\u2019s movie theater"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-07T13:58:43+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/70a26520d7410137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/70a26520d7410137c8a6005056a9545d\")
\u201cHey! What\u2019s going on here? ... We\u2019re losing the visual!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-07T13:58:43+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a3c805b0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a3c805b0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-07T13:58:43+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b01c6658c311ea8bf6005056a9", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b01c6658c311ea8bf6005056a9\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-07T13:58:43+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95acd0fa58c311ea8bf6005056a9", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95acd0fa58c311ea8bf6005056a9\")
\u201cWhy ... yes ... thank ... you ... I ... would ... like ... a ... knuckle ... sandwich.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-07T13:58:43+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/07/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c81faa20d83901396fe6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c81faa20d83901396fe6005056a9545d\")
\u201cAll this time you\u2019ve been able to go home whenever you desired\u2014just click your heels together and repeat after me ...\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-08T06:18:07+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/08/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/08/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/44e0c6d0e92e0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/44e0c6d0e92e0137cf47005056a9545d\")
\u201cGive me a hand here, boys! It\u2019s young Will Hawkins! \u2026 Dang fool tried to ride into the sunset!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-08T06:18:07+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/08/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/08/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/fa6cb670cdd60137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/fa6cb670cdd60137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cHang on, Betty. \u2026 Someone\u2019s bound to see us eventually.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-09T17:53:30+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/09/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/09/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/051aa280d7410137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/051aa280d7410137c8a6005056a9545d\")
\u201cMmmmmm. \u2026 Nope \u2026 nope. \u2026 I don\u2019t like that at all. \u2026 Too many legs.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-09T17:53:30+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/09/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/09/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/716d0630e92f0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/716d0630e92f0137cf47005056a9545d\")
Sumo temporaries"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T00:41:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0ce86e50d7410137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0ce86e50d7410137c8a6005056a9545d\")
20 meg warheads / Military / fuel / MISSILE"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T00:41:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c7e12f00e85a0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c7e12f00e85a0137cedf005056a9545d\")
At the international meeting of the \nDidn\u2019t Like Dances with Wolves Society"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T00:41:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2ca37a10e85c0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2ca37a10e85c0137cedf005056a9545d\")
\u201cAnd now the weather\u2014well, doggone it, but I\u2019m afraid that\n cold front I told you about yesterday is just baaarrrely going to miss us.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T00:41:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/7a418450e92d0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/7a418450e92d0137cf47005056a9545d\")
\u201cOoo! Look, Leon! An entire family of meatchucks!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T00:41:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/10/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/33dac590d8ba0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/33dac590d8ba0137c959005056a9545d\")
\u201cDon\u2019t listen to him, George. He didn\u2019t\ncatch it ... the stupid thing swerved to miss him and ran into a tree.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T08:09:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9d455fd0d0be0137c62c005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9d455fd0d0be0137c62c005056a9545d\")
\u201cHere\u2019s the last entry in Carlson\u2019s journal: \u2018Having won their confidence, tomorrow I shall test the humor of these giant but gentle primates with a simple joy-buzzer handshake.\u2019\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T08:09:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/35008900e85a0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/35008900e85a0137cedf005056a9545d\")
The dam bursts."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T08:09:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/bde143f0ea250137cfba005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/bde143f0ea250137cfba005056a9545d\")
\u201cThe problem, Mr. Fudd, is that you\u2019ve been having a subliminal effect on everyone in the factory. We\u2019re proud of our product, \nMr. Fudd, and there\u2019s no company in the world that builds a \nfiner skwoo dwivuh. \u2026 Dang! Now you got me doing it!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T08:09:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b4586958c311ea8bf6005056a9", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b4586958c311ea8bf6005056a9\")
\u201cI love the desert.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-11T08:09:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/11/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/10ef6bd002810138d7bb005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/10ef6bd002810138d7bb005056a9545d\")
Dirk brings his family tree to class."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-12T07:35:54+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/4a4f737002810138d7bb005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/4a4f737002810138d7bb005056a9545d\")
WARNING - MAINTAIN - 200 F. / HEADS ONLY / FROZEN FRIENDS CRYOGENIC ENTERPRISES / BOB'S JANITORIAL SERVICES "}, {"date_published": "2026-08-12T07:35:54+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d2e32e10d8b90137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d2e32e10d8b90137c959005056a9545d\")
Analyzing humor"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-12T07:35:54+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/872182d0e9ee0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/872182d0e9ee0137cf93005056a9545d\")
\u201cOh, the box of dead flies? Ramone gave them to me \nSaturday night during his courtship display. \u2026 \nOf course, they were already sucked dry.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-12T07:35:54+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e1bbb240e4790137cd9d005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e1bbb240e4790137cd9d005056a9545d\")
\u201cDollar to a doughnut it\u2019s them Cyclops brothers again.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-12T07:35:54+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/709509a0df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/709509a0df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cAnd the next thing I knew, the whole ship just sunk right out from under me. So what\u2019s the deal with you? \u2026 You been here long or what?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-12T11:19:09+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/12/0", "image": "https://siteassets.thefarside.com/content-error-missing-image.jpeg", "content_html": "![](\"https://siteassets.thefarside.com/content-error-missing-image.jpeg\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-13T19:18:00+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/69234ae0e85a0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/69234ae0e85a0137cedf005056a9545d\")
\u201cOh, professor \u2026 did I tell you I had another out-of-head experience last night?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-13T19:18:00+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/34c4aed0b46c013aaa65005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/34c4aed0b46c013aaa65005056a9545d\")
\u201cAaaaaaa! \u2026 No, Zooky! Grok et bok! \u2026 Shoosh! Shoosh! \u2026\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-13T19:18:00+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a8f5e5c0df110137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a8f5e5c0df110137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cDon\u2019t be \u2019fraid, Dug. Me teach him sit on finger. \u2026 Closer,\n Dug, closer.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-13T19:18:00+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f4409b30fa830137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f4409b30fa830137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cCrimony! \u2026 It seems like every summer there\u2019s more and more of these things around!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-13T19:18:00+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/13/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/23d53280ea250137cfba005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/23d53280ea250137cfba005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, this guidebook is worthless! It just says these people worshipped two gods: one who was all-knowing and one who was all-seeing\u2014but they don\u2019t tell you which is which, for crying out loud!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-14T07:22:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3ca55c20b46c013aaa65005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3ca55c20b46c013aaa65005056a9545d\")
\u201cOh, quit worrying about it, Andrew. They\u2019re just love handles.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-14T07:22:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/18abc580e85a0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/18abc580e85a0137cedf005056a9545d\")
Cattle drive quartets"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-14T07:22:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c6995850dcca0137caaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c6995850dcca0137caaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, so that\u2019s it. ... I thought he was coming up awfully easy.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-14T07:22:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/53a92080cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/53a92080cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, they ain\u2019t free anymore, buddy.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-14T07:22:22+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/14/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/239a7340e92e0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/239a7340e92e0137cf47005056a9545d\")
\u201cLASSIE! \u2026 COME HOME! \u2026 LASSIE COME HOME!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-15T08:27:47+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/15/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/15/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b35a84e0df100137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b35a84e0df100137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cWe should write that spot down.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-15T08:27:47+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/15/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/15/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/da1cf1f0027e0138d7ba005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/da1cf1f0027e0138d7ba005056a9545d\")
SALT"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-16T08:35:49+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/16/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/16/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ae9cd8d0e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ae9cd8d0e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d\")
But your pipe was found at the scene, sir! We know you did it!.. Have you no remorse? What kind of monster are you? / I yam what I yam. "}, {"date_published": "2026-08-16T08:35:49+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/16/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/16/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1de78dc0e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1de78dc0e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d\")
Although impolite, the other bears could never help staring at Larry\u2019s enormous deer gut."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-17T12:00:58+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/82b56130ab71013963c4005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/82b56130ab71013963c4005056a9545d\")
Mitch loses a dollar."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-17T12:00:58+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/6b864ac0df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/6b864ac0df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cEd \u2026 the \u2018later\u2019 is back.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-17T12:00:58+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2d91de1002820138d7bb005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2d91de1002820138d7bb005056a9545d\")
\u201cI\u2019m afraid you misunderstood. ... I said I\u2019d like a mango.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-17T12:00:58+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b786bf70e92e0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b786bf70e92e0137cf47005056a9545d\")
Revealing some of the mathematical computations every cartoonist must know."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-17T12:00:58+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/17/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e8633ca0d8b90137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e8633ca0d8b90137c959005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, there is some irony in all this, you know. ... I mean, we both lose a contact at the same time?!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-18T08:36:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/04481a90d8ba0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/04481a90d8ba0137c959005056a9545d\")
On the next pass, however, Helen failed to clear the \nmountains."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-18T08:36:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/73faff40e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/73faff40e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d\")
\"Okay, Professor Big Mouth, we've all chipped in\u00a0\u2014\u00a0here\u2019s\nthe hundred bucks! ... But remember, you gotta kiss her on the lips!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-18T08:36:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ef2284d0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ef2284d0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cI don\u2019t like the looks of this.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-18T08:36:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3be03750e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3be03750e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d\")
With one glance, Luanne sized up the two males in their goldfinch necklaces."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-18T08:36:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/18/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2467e730d7410137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2467e730d7410137c8a6005056a9545d\")
\u201cI said I wasn\u2019t interested. \u2026 Now please remove your foot from the cave.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-19T12:22:44+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/545205c0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/545205c0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cSo \u2026 you wanna sell our pencils, do you?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-19T12:22:44+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9331b230d7400137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9331b230d7400137c8a6005056a9545d\")
\u201cI don\u2019t like this, Wadsworth. \u2026 Bob never should\u2019ve been allowed out on the dance floor.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-19T12:22:44+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8fb07300e92e0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8fb07300e92e0137cf47005056a9545d\")
Chicken sexual fantasies"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-19T12:22:44+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f0b35370cdd40137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f0b35370cdd40137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cHot oil! We need hot oil! \u2026 Forget the water balloons!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-19T12:22:44+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/19/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f229be30cdd20137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f229be30cdd20137c56b005056a9545d\")
OUT OF ORDER / WISHING WELL 5\u00a2"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-20T07:36:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/374cdf00027f0138d7ba005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/374cdf00027f0138d7ba005056a9545d\")
SAFARI SEE WILD ANIMALS UP CLOSE!"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-20T07:36:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d6bdb130e85b0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d6bdb130e85b0137cedf005056a9545d\")
For many weeks, the two species had lived in mutual tolerance of one another. And then, without provocation, the hornets began throwing rocks at Ned\u2019s house."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-20T07:36:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/eef9c160cdd40137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/eef9c160cdd40137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cHey, Richard! Your stupid dog\u2019s following us again!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-20T07:36:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b444b058c311ea8bf6005056a9", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/95b444b058c311ea8bf6005056a9\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-20T07:36:23+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/20/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d762e990df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d762e990df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, I\u2019m not sure. \u2026 You don\u2019t carry any other styles?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-21T07:01:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d20738e0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d20738e0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d\")
Someday, son, this will all be yours."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-21T07:01:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ad2ca8a0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ad2ca8a0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d\")
SID'S RENTALS"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-21T07:01:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2d82cae0cdd70137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2d82cae0cdd70137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cSee, Barbara? There\u2019s no one in here, no one outside. ... I\u2019ll even open the drapes and have a look.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-21T07:01:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/85844720d0be0137c62c005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/85844720d0be0137c62c005056a9545d\")
Mermaid evolution"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-21T07:01:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/21/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b00c30e0cdd40137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b00c30e0cdd40137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cAnd you should definitely stay away from short blondes and\ntall buildings.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-22T06:38:47+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/22/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/22/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/388fefb0fa840137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/388fefb0fa840137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cSHOE\u2019S UNTIED!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-22T06:38:47+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/22/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/22/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3a25618002810138d7bb005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3a25618002810138d7bb005056a9545d\")
TUNNEL OF LOVE / TUNNEL OF DESPAIR / TUNNEL OF NON-COMMUNICATION / TUNNEL OF MOSQUITOES"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-23T10:31:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/23/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/23/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/6ac9f290e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/6ac9f290e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d\")
Flamingo toughs"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-23T10:31:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/23/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/23/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/cee5f8f0fa830137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/cee5f8f0fa830137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cFor God\u2019s sake, kill the lights, Murray\u2014he\u2019s back again!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-24T10:57:01+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/dc799cb0cdd20137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/dc799cb0cdd20137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cThank God! Those blasted crickets have finally stopped!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-24T10:57:01+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f3c7bef0e6f70137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f3c7bef0e6f70137ce50005056a9545d\")
Our protagonist is about to check on the progress of her remodelers in this scene from Leona Helmsley Meets the Three Stooges."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-24T10:57:01+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a464a6e0df110137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a464a6e0df110137cbaf005056a9545d\")
JACK\u2019S DINER / NO BRAINS, NO SERVICE"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-24T10:57:01+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ee45f54958c311ea8bf6005056a9", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ee45f54958c311ea8bf6005056a9\")
Cartoon readings"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-24T10:57:01+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/24/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/23f24c20df120137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/23f24c20df120137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cBarbara! I\u2019m going for help\u2014tread soup!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-25T10:59:14+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/fcd28850cdd40137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/fcd28850cdd40137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cGod help us all.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-25T10:59:14+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/08b8a8e0fa860137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/08b8a8e0fa860137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cYou\u2019re damn lucky, Saunders. ... If that rhino had really respected you as an enemy, he\u2019d have done a helluva lot more than just walk up and slap your face.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-25T10:59:14+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c4e1f3d0d83901396fe6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c4e1f3d0d83901396fe6005056a9545d\")
\u201cAnd when I got home, Harold\u2019s coat and hat were gone, his worries were on the doorstep, and Gladys Mitchell, my neighbor, says she saw him heading west, on the sunny side of the street.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-25T10:59:14+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8d2cc1a0e4780137cd9d005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/8d2cc1a0e4780137cd9d005056a9545d\")
The Squid family on vacation"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-25T10:59:14+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/25/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/cd510f50d19e0137c68e005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/cd510f50d19e0137c68e005056a9545d\")
Suddenly, a heated exchange took place between the king and the moat contractor."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-26T12:30:31+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/10dce590dcca0137caaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/10dce590dcca0137caaf005056a9545d\")
Creative dog writing"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-26T12:30:31+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/050822a0e9f00137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/050822a0e9f00137cf93005056a9545d\")
\u201cYou\u2019re a right-brained sort of person, Mr. Sommersby\u2014very creative, artistic, etc. ... Unfortunately, I think I also see why you\u2019re having trouble figuring out your gas mileage.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-26T12:30:31+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/03b67d20dcca0137caaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/03b67d20dcca0137caaf005056a9545d\")
When flight mechanisms become flooded"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-26T12:30:31+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5c99ed00d8ba0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5c99ed00d8ba0137c959005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, she\u2019s done it to me again \u2026 Tuna fish!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-26T12:30:31+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/26/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/57d0d5a0e4860137cda5005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/57d0d5a0e4860137cda5005056a9545d\")
I'm not going to panic... There's a bee in the car, but there's nothing to fear... I'll just pull over and let it out... I'm not going to panic..."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-27T09:07:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2587fb70fa840137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2587fb70fa840137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cWouldn\u2019t you know it! ... And always just before a big date!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-27T09:07:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e3135b60df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e3135b60df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d\")
The livestock would gather every morning, hoping for one of Farmer Dan\u2019s popular \u201cairplane\u201d rides."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-27T09:07:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/30564090e4860137cda5005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/30564090e4860137cda5005056a9545d\")
\u201cI wasn\u2019t just whistling \u2018Dixie\u2019! \u2026 Sam, were you just whistling \u2018Dixie\u2019?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-27T09:07:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e446c060df110137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e446c060df110137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, that does it! Look at our furniture! The Shuelers have visited us for the last time!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-27T09:07:21+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/27/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2e4d97e0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/2e4d97e0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cAnd next, for show-and-tell, Bobby Henderson says he has something he found on the beach last summer. \u2026\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-28T09:31:35+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0159d900dccb0137caaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/0159d900dccb0137caaf005056a9545d\")
When a tree falls in the forest and no one is around."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-28T09:31:35+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9893b950dcca0137caaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/9893b950dcca0137caaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, guess who\u2019s home a little early from today\u2019s castle siege?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-28T09:31:35+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/48345120ea250137cfba005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/48345120ea250137cfba005056a9545d\")
For the time being, the monster wasn\u2019t in Ricky\u2019s closet. For the time being."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-28T09:31:35+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c0902410d8ba0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c0902410d8ba0137c959005056a9545d\")
\u201cAny theories on this, Cummings?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-28T09:31:35+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/28/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ab08b060e6f70137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ab08b060e6f70137ce50005056a9545d\")
Geraldo Rivera of the wild"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-29T16:36:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/29/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/29/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e4000b40fa850137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e4000b40fa850137d52f005056a9545d\")
Abraham Lincoln\u2019s first car"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-29T16:36:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/29/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/29/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/93252570cdd20137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/93252570cdd20137c56b005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-30T09:11:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/30/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/30/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/56705a50e6f80137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/56705a50e6f80137ce50005056a9545d\")
\u201cUh-oh. Carol\u2019s inviting us over for cake, and I\u2019m sure it\u2019s just loaded with palm oil.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-30T09:11:10+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/30/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/30/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ad5848a0e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/ad5848a0e3ae0137cd49005056a9545d\")
Through some unfortunate celestial error, Ernie is sent to Hog Heaven."}, {"date_published": "2026-08-31T12:13:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a858db40df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a858db40df0f0137cbaf005056a9545d\")
In God\u2019s den"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-31T12:13:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e6c397c0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e6c397c0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-31T12:13:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/6c8271c0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/6c8271c0cdd50137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cThis is Harold Schwartz! ... Something horrible is happening out here!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-31T12:13:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/521af750dcca0137caaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/521af750dcca0137caaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cWhoopsies! \u2026 If this tomb does have a curse on it, Webster, I daresay we\u2019ll be the first to find out.\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-08-31T12:13:27+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/08/31/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/64bd7690d7410137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/64bd7690d7410137c8a6005056a9545d\")
While Farmer Brown was away, the cows got into the kitchen and were having the time of their lives\u2014until Betsy\u2019s\n unwitting discovery."}, {"date_published": "2026-09-01T11:49:52+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e01545c002800138d7bb005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e01545c002800138d7bb005056a9545d\")
TELEPHONE"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-01T11:49:52+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/66a21410e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/66a21410e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d\")
Entomological rodeos"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-01T11:49:52+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/46b91dc0d7420137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/46b91dc0d7420137c8a6005056a9545d\")
\u201cNow this next slide, gentlemen, demonstrates the\n awesome power of our twenty megaton \u2026 for crying out\n loud! Not again!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-01T11:49:52+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e4d6bd30cdd60137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e4d6bd30cdd60137c56b005056a9545d\")
\u201cWe\u2019re too late! \u2026 He jumped!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-01T11:49:52+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/01/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f4a713e0e92e0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f4a713e0e92e0137cf47005056a9545d\")
Tensions mount on the Lewis and Clark expedition."}, {"date_published": "2026-09-02T14:43:57+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e6342020df100137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e6342020df100137cbaf005056a9545d\")
Inside the sun"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-02T14:43:57+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c69d7640ea240137cfba005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c69d7640ea240137cfba005056a9545d\")
\u201cToday, our guest lecturer is Dr. Clarence Tibbs, whose 20-year career has culminated in his recent autobiography, Zoo Vet\u2014I Quit!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-02T14:43:57+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/cd1e8e40cdd20137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/cd1e8e40cdd20137c56b005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-02T14:43:57+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5f1222c0d8ba0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/5f1222c0d8ba0137c959005056a9545d\")
Dinosaur cranial capacity"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-02T14:43:57+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/02/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b0e768f0963101395e72005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b0e768f0963101395e72005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-03T07:02:13+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/56096b90fa840137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/56096b90fa840137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cNo doubt about it, Ellington\u2014we\u2019ve mathematically expressed the purpose of the universe. God, how I love the thrill of\n scientific discovery!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-03T07:02:13+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3f90aff0e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/3f90aff0e9ef0137cf93005056a9545d\")
Well, there he goes again. \u2026 Y'know Randy just isn't a team player."}, {"date_published": "2026-09-03T07:02:13+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/44ede130e92f0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/44ede130e92f0137cf47005056a9545d\")
Testifying before a Senate subcommittee, the Hardy boys crack the Iran-Contra scandal."}, {"date_published": "2026-09-03T07:02:13+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1dcfe210d7420137c8a6005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1dcfe210d7420137c8a6005056a9545d\")
No man is an island."}, {"date_published": "2026-09-03T07:02:13+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/03/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/11315af0e92e0137cf47005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/11315af0e92e0137cf47005056a9545d\")
\u201cFor crying out loud! Look at this place! ... Well, this is one little satanic ritual that\u2019s coming to an end!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-04T15:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/28772f20e6f90137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/28772f20e6f90137ce50005056a9545d\")
\u201cOoo! That one got \u2019em stirred up, Zangorn! Let\u2019s blow!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-04T15:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c098a6f0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/c098a6f0cdd30137c56b005056a9545d\")
JOAN OF ARC MARSHMALLOWS"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-04T15:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/7930cd50d8ba0137c959005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/7930cd50d8ba0137c959005056a9545d\")
People who don\u2019t know which end is up"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-04T15:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d79d1940fa830137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/d79d1940fa830137d52f005056a9545d\")
"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-04T15:10:36+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/04/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/98153ba0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/98153ba0e6f90137ce50005056a9545d\")
The prenatal development of Curly"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-05T15:07:25+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/05/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/05/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/99e0eee0c1520137c0b4005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/99e0eee0c1520137c0b4005056a9545d\")
Shoot! \u2026 I\u2019m gonna go back and try this again."}, {"date_published": "2026-09-05T15:07:25+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/05/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/05/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b754ef00c0b501396953005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/b754ef00c0b501396953005056a9545d\")
\u201cWait! Wait! \u2026 Don\u2019t open that brand of beer!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-06T14:19:06+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/06/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/06/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/39c2c820fa840137d52f005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/39c2c820fa840137d52f005056a9545d\")
\u201cWell, Bobby, it\u2019s not like you haven\u2019t been warned. ... No roughhousing under the hornets\u2019 nest!\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-06T14:19:06+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/06/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/06/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f5eb5b90e6f80137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/f5eb5b90e6f80137ce50005056a9545d\")
Irresponsible mountain goats"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-07T22:01:26+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/0", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/0", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1702b210e3af0137cd49005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/1702b210e3af0137cd49005056a9545d\")
Now listen up! We\u2019re going to do this alphabetically! / damn"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-07T22:01:26+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/1", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/1", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/dad9d5c0e85a0137cedf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/dad9d5c0e85a0137cedf005056a9545d\")
\u201cAl\u2019s All-in-One Talent Agency and Construction Company,\nmay I help you?\u201d"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-07T22:01:26+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/2", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/2", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e4f3fcb0e9ee0137cf93005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/e4f3fcb0e9ee0137cf93005056a9545d\")
The magnificent Lipizzaner cows"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-07T22:01:26+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/3", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/3", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a7e33f80e6f80137ce50005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a7e33f80e6f80137ce50005056a9545d\")
Common desert animal tracks"}, {"date_published": "2026-09-07T22:01:26+00:00", "id": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/4", "url": "https://www.thefarside.com/2026/09/07/4", "image": "https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a585e550df100137cbaf005056a9545d", "content_html": "![](\"https://featureassets.amuniversal.com/assets/a585e550df100137cbaf005056a9545d\")
\u201cI don\u2019t know what you\u2019re insinuating, Jane, but I haven\u2019t seen your Harold all day\u2014besides, surely\u00a0you know I would only devour my own husband!\u201d"}]}